Adam Carolla Goes Off on Occupy Wall Street

70% of the people protesting for the Occupy Wall Street initiatives are employed Adam...get your facts straight before you start blabbing out your fucking mouth. :P Vicarious anger in regards to you not being able to take a needed shit in a Burger King near Zuccotti Park or something? It will alllll be okay. I promise. They aren't fucking hurting or affecting anything you do in your fucking life, so move on if you have nothing productive to contribute.

Checkmate, Medusa.

Picking up where you left off in a dungeon after a couple of days of not playing Skyrim.

So, I finally got a job interview

So great.

Found this in a 1970 Yearbook at a Garage Sale

...just kidding, i borrowed it from someone that found it in their 1980 yearbook. Still crazy...

Daniel Day-Lewis As Abraham Lincoln (PHOTO)

I guess this is the first evidence of just how much Daniel Day-Lewis resembles Abraham Lincoln in the upcoming biopic about the President, directed by Spielberg:

Should be cool guys, should be guys...could she guys, would she?