I am currently imagining a stewardess, or even just any woman in that matter, standing in front of me with her X-shaped legs. She stares at me longingly as if I were to find her even remotely attractive or compelled to act upon her gaze into my eyes as if she were hypnotizing me in a "You will have sex with me and my hot, crooked X-shaped legs, like now" way. But no, not at all. How could I ever find a woman with "X or O shaped" legs even semi-competent and lovely and sexy or whatnot?!
...You are asking WTF? I am too. WTF? I am going to try and figure out what exactly "X or O shaped" legs even look like right now via Google and will be right back...
...This person seemingly copies and pastes a description of exercises to correct your X or O-shaped legs. I stopped reading after I never started.
Ummm, is this a common, serious problem in Asia? Like, instead of getting cracked on in school for wearing glasses or having freckles or having uncontrollable wood in 6th grade you get chastised for having X or O shaped legs? Or you find yourself unemployed for life, well at least never employed as a stewardess because of such leg shapes, that is for sure!
Ummm, is this a common, serious problem in Asia? Like, instead of getting cracked on in school for wearing glasses or having freckles or having uncontrollable wood in 6th grade you get chastised for having X or O shaped legs? Or you find yourself unemployed for life, well at least never employed as a stewardess because of such leg shapes, that is for sure!
Furthermore, as I kept and keep searching all I seem to fucking find are remedies to correct your unwanted, worthless, crooked or oval shaped legs. If not remedies, you mostly find people asking questions about these crazy people with their crazy looking legs, playing human tic-tac-toe with each other all the time. One person, "Yorgos", asks:
Why is it that 80% of Japanese females hace crooked legs? I have not seen this anywhere else in Asia and I was surprised to see it upon arrival. Anybody has an explanation on this?
Lost within this and many other threads are factual information as to what the hell or why the hell and instead filled with answers such as these:
- "genetic mutation" - LackoB
- "I've heard from a few sources that they purposely walk that way because it's widely believed (and a major urban legend I might point out) that pointing your legs that way when you walk makes your butt look bigger and rounder. Which they want. Or something." - channamasala
Or,
- "It just makes it easier for them to roll down hills, you know. Adaption to living in a mountainous coultry." - Rucksack_
Either way, whatever or why ever the reason or whoever to blame, if you have X or O shaped legs - Get the FUCK out of Asia.
And, for all you wondering eyed people out there (noone reads this shit):
And, for all you wondering eyed people out there (noone reads this shit):
X (Left) and O (Right) - Fucking obviously, though it is always appropriate to provide the world with captions because the Internets made all of us lazy and half-dumb. The already dumb can't get any dumber so they don't count in the thinking behind all this. I'm confused.
Out,
