Pages

I have refreshed multiple times and am getting nothing but this...

And found this...

...Oh, the good ol' days!

My MS Paint skills are seemingly improving.

Thank You, I know it's awesome.
Skwingar
Here is a series of Incredible photos of Human Face Art. The gentleman photographed looks too comfortable for his own good. I could not even imagine the amount of time it would take to sit through each one of these sessions while the artist does his magic...But, hopefully he got paid a decent amount for participating.

Human Face Art:

Click here to join nidokidos


Click here to join nidokidos


Click here to join nidokidos


Click here to join nidokidos

Click here to join nidokidos

Click here to join nidokidos

Click here to join nidokidos

Click here to join nidokidos

Click here to join nidokidos

Click here to join nidokidos

Click here to join nidokidos

Click here to join nidokidos
Click here to join nidokidos

Source: Nidokidos

...Just because he's back in action!

http://www.glamorati.com/celebrity/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/pee-wee-herman-mugshot-thumb.jpg

Why Not?
I took this picture between 5-6 years ago, and scanned it on a cheap scanner.  I can NOT find the photo anymore, unfortunately, and was wondering if there is someone great at photo editing that could possibly fix it up a bit?


I would love constructive criticism, but more importantly would love a very well edited and refurbished copy of this photo.  The story and time of when it was taken and more are very dear to my heart.

Thanks to anyone that may help out!
Skwingar
And here it is...

Looking for a Mother's Day gift or maybe your wife/girlfriend has a birthday coming up? Well, look no further, because Zazzle has just what you need. I present you the...


Cum Dumpster T-Shirts ($28.60)


I'm pretty sure my girlfriend would like one of these...? Ah, I'd much rather risk it with my mom.

Out,
BJ
Mannequin

The first has a story, the rest are just WTF mate? When the pleasin' gets tough, get rough with a...Sexy Naked Mannequin or Mannequins!


I was in Atlanta, Georgia, USA and it was about 1977. I was in a band playing some gigs down there and we had some down time, so our “manager” said we could pick up some extra money being roadies for this band called “Hot Pockets” no lie that was their name!

So…he took us downtown to the Civic Center “which was the Omni then” and we met the band and started hauling gear to a banquet room that was off the main building. So we’re in the service elevator with some of the band members, all of a sudden the drummer with a frown looks over at the guitar player and says: Hey Man, where’s Stacie? Then the guitar player says: God Damn it Bob, we’re not a Fucking Circus, we‘re a band!

Turns out that the Drummer was Bob Burns, the first drummer for Lynyrd Skynrd! And he traveled with this Mannequin named “Stacie” I was talking to the guitar player and asked, what’s up with the Mannequin? He said that Bob took it with him to every town and would stop at shopping malls to buy it clothes! So I asked, well is he “doing” it? He said: Man…..why did you put a thought like that in my head!!! We had just finished setting up all the gear, Bob walks in with “Stacie” under his arm and sets her up, Straightens her skirt, then sets her right next to himself on stage!

He was happy now! True Story!!!!!!!! (Source)
------------------------------------------------------------------------------ XD








I hope I made your day, or at least made you smile.  Send me some more if you have any better ones! :P I'll be sure to post them on a later date.

Out,
Skwingar
Just wondering, because mine was extremely accidental...and awkward.  

I was watching the Howard Stern show on E! when I was around 11-12 years-old and he happened to have some ladies on the show, and undressed of course. I started to play with the sword and after about 3 minutes, I had this weird fee...

...Wait...What am I doing? This is just weird. Why am I explaining this shit to you all?

 
...Only because I love You all that much.

I am seeking suggestions for a title and/or captions.

If this happens to get taken down; Links to Video - Other Sources
Thank me later...

I am loving the new layout, but for some reason the Title of my posts are running over into the body and can't seem to figure out where the code is to adjust the font and/or the wrapper size around the title of the post.  Still, a lot of work to be done to get it where it needs to be for now (Color coordination with text/background and whatnot).  Stay tuned all my nonexistent visitors! :P